Sunday, February 8, 2026

Chapter 17 - Learning a New Trick

Another week in and everything is going well. I’ve been working away on small projects around the house. Yesterday, I emptied five boxes of junk we’ve collected over time. Most of it made its way into a garbage bag. There is a lot of satisfaction in that. I continue to ask myself the question most of us probably have. Why the hell did I keep that??

When I was getting ready to pull the plug on my working days, I made a list of many of the things I wanted to do in retirement. Among the activities was to learn how to make preserves. I’ve always relied on others to provide me with a selection of jams, jellies and pickles and now I have a desire to create my own. This past week, my wonderful mother-in-law gave me a crash course in making choke cherry jelly. We have a large number of choke cherry trees on our property and, until a couple of years ago, I really didn’t bother with them. A couple of summers ago, Mum was over for a visit. As she looked out the window, she offhandedly said to me, you should pick some of those berries and I will make you some jelly. I did and she made me a small batch. Truthfully, I figured it would sit on the shelf until I cleared it out a few years from now, but I thought it only fair to at least give it a try. To say I was blown away by how good this newfound delicacy was would be an understatement. I absolutely love it! Last summer we had a great crop of berries, and I filled two large containers and put them in the freezer. We spent about half a day last week boiling and stirring and filling bottles and I am happy to say I have my supply back for another year. After years of consciously not having bread in the house because if I see it, I will eat it, I now look forward to my toast and jelly every morning. So much for the bread diet, but it is so worth the sacrifice! Next week, she is going to teach me the craft of making brown bread.

I don’t often buy big ticket items, but I got a great Boxing Day sale on a TV. To be more precise, I bought myself a sixty-five-inch smart TV. Now that we will no longer require home offices, I came up with the brilliant idea of turning one of our spare bedrooms into a den/media room. My wife had a hair appointment one afternoon last week and, knowing that moving furniture with her in the house would take twice as long because we would have to do silly things like measuring furniture and space, I made the executive decision to spare her the stress, and make the move on my own. I figured I had at least ninety minutes to get the job done. As soon as I saw the back of the car disappear, I jumped into action. I had to clear out an accumulation of small items from the former office, move a bed frame, box spring and mattress into that room, empty a bookcase from the office and move it into the new den and then move two relatively large recliners from the living room, down the hall and into the new space. I really should have made a YouTube video on the last move. When the chairs are as wide as the hallway and significantly wider than the door, it pays to have a good imagination. When she asked me how I managed it, I told her we were following the don’t ask, don’t tell philosophy. Long story short, when she arrived home from her appointment, the new room was set up and ready to go. More importantly, she was happy with the outcome. I live to see another day.

Hope you can join me next time to see what trouble I get into next. See you then!

Chapter 17 - Learning a New Trick

Another week in and everything is going well. I’ve been working away on small projects around the house. Yesterday, I emptied five boxes of ...